"Fuck You," Says Barack Obama To A Stunned Audience

WASHINGTON - 'No, really, fuck every one of you,' Barack Obama exclaimed to the White House correspondents in a shocking turn of events.

President Obama went out on the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in rage Saturday night in the wake of conveying a discourse over and over advising the whole space to "fuck off."

"No, genuinely, every single one of you cocksuckers can go fuck yourselves; I fucking loathe every one of you," Obama said to the uproarious giggling and praise of the gathered legislators and media identities.

"Quit giggling. I'm not fucking joking, boneheads. Every one of you assembled here today are a group of cowardly, misleading bits of poop, and I have completely zero admiration for anybody in this room. Along these lines, fuck all of you, and may you and your families go straight to fucking hell."

Critics have lauded Obama's execution at the yearly supper, saying the president's jokes were sharp and his timing has "never been something more."
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