Good Vibes

TORONTO - A University of Toronto research showed that Filipinos are the undisputed #1 bullies on the internet. See the rest of the list here.

3. Americans (United States)

2. English (United Kingdom)

1. Filipinos (Philippines)

UST - According to a research published by the University of Santo Tomas, out of 1,000 who Filipinos who were surveyed, nobody knew what the word "satire" translates to in Tagalog.

A 2,581 page research on satire published by Asia's oldest university detailed how nobody in the Philippines knows what "satire" translates to in Tagalog. 13% knew what the word meant, but none could give a one word synonym in Tagalog.

"Even us, the professors, don't know what 'satire' is in Tagalog. We haven't Google'd it yet. We don't trust the internet -- especially Wikipedia since everyone can edit that," said 2-year Filipino-American professor Jeff Cole.

A Google search returned that "uyam" is the Tagalog equivalent of "satire," but none of the professors in UST accepted it. "Someone probably edited Google and put that there, we do not trust it one bit," said Cole.

According to UST, the lack of knowledge as to what "satire" translates to in Tagalog is the primary reason why Filipinos can't differentiate "satire" from "hoax" and "fake." The full 2,581 page research can be downloaded in UST's library. It's a 8.31 GB uncompressed file.

TUCSON - Explaining that the vast scale move in geologic conditions and social association would oblige another taxonomic grouping, scientists at the University of Arizona published a report Tuesday uncovering that humankind is more or less 10 years from something that will be known as the Ash Age.

"As indicated by our projections, over the course of the following decade, conditions on Earth will turn out to be such that human development will enter the Ash Age, or possibly the Gray Epoch," said the study's co-creator Kevin Reynolds, who told columnists that by 2025, Ash Age people groups will suspend their city- and town based social orders and move to the more normal "roaming clan system" that will characterize life for the following period of human presence.

"Our information show that the Ash Age will be further subdivided into three particular periods, known as the Smoldering Ash Age, the Middle Ash Age, and the Wailing Ash Age, each of which will keep going for roughly 200 to 250 centuries." Reynolds included that early estimations flagged the Ash Age would likely end around 700,000 A.D. furthermore, be trailed by something many refer to as the Eon of Blood.

CAMBRIDGE - It’s been 2 days since “the dress” emerged from Tumblr, with several folks difference of opinion whether or not or not the dress was black and blue or white and gold. The story of the dress has been lined by nearly each major news channel and newspaper. Harvard scientists set to urge in on the action with a study to ascertain the distinction within the those that saw black and blue, and people UN agency saw white and gold.

Harvard study reports show that folks UN agency see the dress as ‘black and blue’ had a smaller p*nis than people who saw the dress as ‘white and gold’. Harvard scientists set to assemble one hundred folks and asked them whether or not they thought the dress was ‘white and gold’ and ‘black and blue’. The tests showed that thirty six of the one hundred folks saw the dress as ‘black and blue’.

Scientists then proceeded to check those people and complete that thirty three out of the thirty six people that saw black and blue, had a mean member size of four.6 Inches, whereas those UN agency saw white and gold averaged a member size of five.3 inches.

Harvard scientists set to require the studies additional and square measure presently attempting to seek out alternative variations within the 2 teams.