TUCSON - Explaining that the vast scale move in geologic conditions and social association would oblige another taxonomic grouping, scientists at the University of Arizona published a report Tuesday uncovering that humankind is more or less 10 years from something that will be known as the Ash Age.

"As indicated by our projections, over the course of the following decade, conditions on Earth will turn out to be such that human development will enter the Ash Age, or possibly the Gray Epoch," said the study's co-creator Kevin Reynolds, who told columnists that by 2025, Ash Age people groups will suspend their city- and town based social orders and move to the more normal "roaming clan system" that will characterize life for the following period of human presence.

"Our information show that the Ash Age will be further subdivided into three particular periods, known as the Smoldering Ash Age, the Middle Ash Age, and the Wailing Ash Age, each of which will keep going for roughly 200 to 250 centuries." Reynolds included that early estimations flagged the Ash Age would likely end around 700,000 A.D. furthermore, be trailed by something many refer to as the Eon of Blood.