Good Vibes

STREAMABLE - Ariana Grande, a mewling kitten wearing sexy bloomers, claimed in 2013 that she was attacked by demons from hell. This weekend, however, she revealed herself to be the true demon from hell by sneakily licking donuts at a donut shop and then not buying them. Also: she “hates America.” Also: she’s dating a backup dancer. Watch it here!

TWITTER - The Biebs is at it again with an attempt to take over the #CanadaDay trending topic on Twitter with his own #BieberDay.


Uh-oh. Justin Bieber just can't stop making everything about him, can't he?

LAS VEGAS - Boxing superstar Floyd Mayweather, Jr. lashed out against Manny Pacquiao and his Filipino fans in his latest Sports Illustrated interview. He was also quoted saying, "I don't expect anything less from mammals living in a third world country."

Boxing journalist Benjamin Keaney had a sit-down talk with Floyd Mayweather, Jr. for an interview with Sports Illustrated recently and asked the boxer several questions including his bout with Manny Pacquiao. "I won that match. He fights like a gorilla. He tries to pounce on me, but I'm a technician. I'm what a boxer should be and that's why people pay to see me," Mayweather told SI.


The interview became heated when Mayweather watched a video on YouTube showing that Pacquiao landed more punches than him, in contrast of what the punch bot showed on the results. "What a bunch of [expletive]. The only people that would think Pacquiao won that match is his delusional ass and his [expletive] ignorant fans," said Mayweather.


Mayweather told SI that, "Filipinos are emotional inbred monkeys. They ignore stats and facts, because they can't handle losing. I don't expect anything less from mammals living in a third world country. We all know they're only good at one thing and that's being a caregiver [sic]."

Social media erupted after the summary of the interview was released. Filipino Pacquiao fans were upset at Mayweather's "racist" remarks and wishes their country to put him on persona non grata.

LONDON - After apparently announcing his leave from One Direction, Zayn Malik has backtracked and confirmed to the Directioners that it was just one big April Fools' prank.

Zayn Malik told reports that it was all a dare from his fellow One Direction members that escalated into a worldwide trend that swept social media including Twitter and Facebook. He has, however, announced on those same platforms that he will be returning to the band after taking a break with his love interest.

See the screenshot of Zayn's tweet below:

PENNSYLVANIA - An undisclosed source has reported that twenty four year old singer Taylor Swift has returned to dating once again after a year touring, recording and releasing her new album "1989" which was released just last month despite the name.

The source close to Swift said, "yeah, [Taylor] has taken time off from relationships again since breaking up with [Harry Styles] back last year and wanted to focus on writing songs about that breakup." The source also said that majority of 1989's songs are inspired directly by the One Direction member.

Another source told us, "since the breakup, she's been writing all about him -- all the time and it's effecting her more then a lot of people think. She thought earning $60,000 via Spotify wasn't enough, so she took down all her songs."

If she is currently with anyone is at this moment in time unknown. 1989 has been so far the only album to go platinum in 2014 and with the end of the year in sight, it might be the only one of the year much to the delight of the Swifties.

UPDATE - Multiple sources have told us that Taylor Swift might also be looking to hook up with an ex. Stay tuned for more updates.

WISCONSIN - Despite reassurance from Diddy's hit single Coming Home and the second part of that song, Coming Home, Pt. II, there are still no signs of Skylar Grey being anywhere near her Wisconsin home according to locals.


Holly Brook Hafermann, better known as Skylar Grey, has not been home in almost ten years said neighbors. She moved to Los Angeles in 2003 to record a demo as Holly Brook. This led to her signing in 2004 by Linkin Park guitarist Brad Delson to Machine Shop Recordings. She was 18 years old then.

Skylar Grey co-wrote Eminem and Rihanna's hit single Love The Way You Lie with Alex da Kid. She has also been featured in Fort Minor's Where'd You Go, Dr. Dre's I Need a Doctor and Lupe Fiasco's Words I Never Said. She released her debut album, Don't Look Down, in July 2013.


Skylar Grey is now 28 years old, but has still not come home yet. Although she had made a name for herself behind the scenes as a songwriter as well as a singer in the pop music scene, her neighbors are extremely worried that she won't be coming home anytime soon. "She hasn't returned the broom she borrowed in ten years. Could you believe that?" The woman sighed in disappointment.

"I blame Apple maps," a concerned fan told us. When will Skylar Grey come home? Perhaps we will find out in Coming Home, Pt. III.

MANILA - The popular English-Irish boy band known as One Direction is cancelling its Philippine stop of the "One Direction On The Road Again Tour". The rumors started at around 5:30 AM (Philippine Standard Time) when 1D member Niall Horan sent out a cryptic tweet expressing his sadness regarding a certain bad news for Filipino Directioners that shadowed his joy that their upcoming album "Four" is coming out in less than a week.

(Photo above: from left to right: Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Niall Horan)


We were later enlightened about the content of this tweet when One Direction's tour manager Paul Higgins confirmed the news that broke the hearts of Directioners across the nation.

One Directioner commented on the situation saying that she was very "devastated" upon hearing the cancellation of the Philippine part of the tour. Other Directioners have taken to Twitter to voice their displeasure with the lack of information regarding the news and the silence of the pop group.

SM Tickets and other ticket sellers are waiting for a proper press statement before handing out the refunds of the said event. Make sure to check back this page for regular updates as this story develops.

UPDATE - One Direction has since provided an open apology letter to all their Filipino fans. All ticket retailers are refunding the tickets as of today.