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MANILA - The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) heightened its watch against individuals who toss rocks at autos that go through underpasses in Quezon City and in Mandaluyong.

MMDA Traffice Discipline Office executive Crisanto Saruca said the organization has officially alarmed its movement constables to look for suspicious acting individuals on top of the underpasses.

Saruca included that the MMDA has likewise begun introducing extra shut circuit TV cameras at the underpasses and has additionally begun organizing with the police units of Mandaluyong and Quezon City.

The Quezon City Police District prior cautioned drivers of stone-tossing occurrences along the Quezon Avenue underpass that goes through Agham Road to EDSA.

Police said they are especially vigilant for "batang hamog" or road kids as those supposedly behind the stone tossing occurrences.

MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino additionally prior said that the office is likewise wanting to introduce wire lattice fences on the highest point of the underpasses to dissuade rock hurlers.

"Doon mismo sa taas ng pinangyarihan nang sa ganoon matutukan. Baka makadisgrasya sa buhay ng motorista," he said.

Reports said that no less than three drivers have been casualties of rock tossing in Quezon City.

Beside the Quezon Avenue underpass, the MMDA has likewise gotten reports of asserted rock tossing occurrences on autos that go through the EDSA-Shaw Boulevard underpass in Mandaluyong City.

MAKATI - The city of Makati has now banned all battle rap league events including the infamous FlipTop Battle League. The announcement was made today through the city's official Twitter account.

"FlipTop encourages people to bully each other for cheap laughs," said Dr. Raymond Alto, one of the psychologists consulted by the city. "If a child sees a video and thinks it's okay to make fun of your peers, be it their appearance or manner of speaking, then our future is doomed," added Alto.

The FlipTop Battle League is recognized as the first of its incarnation in the Philippines. Its growth was spearheaded by Anygma, the host, and a roster of battle rappers. It rose to notoriety through YouTube and the usage of one-liners in its videos as a means of word-of-mouth promotion.

The FlipTop Battle League is a tool used by musicians in the hip-hop genre to promote their music and merchandise. Notable success stories from FlipTop are:
- Abra
- Loonie
- Bassilyo
- Zaito
- Dello

VATICAN - "The [Nae Nae] dance heavily resembles a 500 year old demonic ritual that was practiced to spawn Satan himself," says the Bishop of Rome and the Sovereign of the Vatican City.

Fox News (United States) caught up with the Pope in the Vatican today as he delivered his statement towards the LGBT community, divorce and legalization of marijuana as a recreational drug. Pope Francis was also asked to comment on the latest dance craze, the "Nae Nae" dance, to which he shook his head.

"This 'Nae Nae' dance you speak of, it's a form of Devil worship," the Pope told interviewer John Sly. Sly was shocked after the lighthearted question backfired. "It is what the Greek cultists used to do in their attempt to summon Satan and intercept the resurrection of the Holy Father's Son." He asked the devotees to not participate in the dance craze and save their peers from doom by stopping the viral hit from being shared.

You can watch the full video below:

BEIJING - "It's our culture. If they don't like it, they can [expletive] off," cried one of the protesters at the Philippine embassy in Beijing. The Chinese protesters bashed the people who tried to stop the Yulin festival through the internet, primarily Filipinos.

CHICAGO - 6-time NBA Champion and basketball legend Michael Jordan spoke to ESPN today regarding the Cavaliers-Warriors 2015 NBA Finals series. Jordan said, "LeBron doesn't deserve my jersey number (23)."

Michael Jordan was with his spouse Yvette Prieto today to give a tour of one of their Chicago homes for a documentary with ESPN. When asked about LeBron's loss against the Golden State Warriors in the 2015 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan said that he was "very disappointed" with the Cavaliers forward.

"The number has been tainted. No offense to LeBron. He's a phenomenal player, but 23 is 23, you know?" Michael Jordan told ESPN correspondent Kennedy Cushion. Jordan was all laughs throughout the interview inside his $45 million estate.

The documentary "Air Estate" will be shown next month exclusively on ESPN.

YOUTUBE - Award-winning late night show host Jimmy Kimmel interviewed the man who invented pizzas topped with pizza on his show. The pizza itself will make you hungry!

LAS VEGAS - Boxing superstar Floyd Mayweather, Jr. lashed out against Manny Pacquiao and his Filipino fans in his latest Sports Illustrated interview. He was also quoted saying, "I don't expect anything less from mammals living in a third world country."

Boxing journalist Benjamin Keaney had a sit-down talk with Floyd Mayweather, Jr. for an interview with Sports Illustrated recently and asked the boxer several questions including his bout with Manny Pacquiao. "I won that match. He fights like a gorilla. He tries to pounce on me, but I'm a technician. I'm what a boxer should be and that's why people pay to see me," Mayweather told SI.


The interview became heated when Mayweather watched a video on YouTube showing that Pacquiao landed more punches than him, in contrast of what the punch bot showed on the results. "What a bunch of [expletive]. The only people that would think Pacquiao won that match is his delusional ass and his [expletive] ignorant fans," said Mayweather.


Mayweather told SI that, "Filipinos are emotional inbred monkeys. They ignore stats and facts, because they can't handle losing. I don't expect anything less from mammals living in a third world country. We all know they're only good at one thing and that's being a caregiver [sic]."

Social media erupted after the summary of the interview was released. Filipino Pacquiao fans were upset at Mayweather's "racist" remarks and wishes their country to put him on persona non grata.