MANILA - A news report surfaced a week ago about Starbucks, the coffee chain powerhouse based in Seattle, Washington, having breast milk content for beverages served in the United States. New lab results show that Starbucks coffee in the Philippines also contain said content.

Customers were enraged upon finding out that the Starbucks coffee they "love so much" contains traces of human breast milk. Although the primary milk used for the mixtures are still the same, the breast milk only accounted for 3% of all caffeine and non-caffeine drinks.

(Former) patrons of the largest coffee company in the world lined up in a branch at Mall Of Asia to ask for refunds of their gift certificates citing that "it is unfair to buy your friends and families gift certificates then find out they're drinking disgusting contents."

The official handlers of the Starbucks chain in the Philippines are yet to release an official statement regarding this matter.