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OAKLAND - As quick and shocking as a knockout, the first and only eight-division world champion and Philippine Congressman, Manny Pacquiao, has bought full ownership of the NBA's Golden State Warriors. The Warriors announced the purchase today at a press conference held in Oakland, California.

Pacman made waves today in the basketball world after buying off sole ownership of the Warriors team. He will have full control of the organization including its team and staff. The boxer turned politician already runs a basketball team in the Philippines called the Kia Motors where he is a playing coach.

The mega movie star is also seeking ventures in China where he looks to buy a basketball franchise to run in Hong Kong. "If possible, he will also buy a team in the European leagues. We have been keeping an eye in Europe for an up-and-coming team like the Warriors, so look out for that," his agent addressed the media.

This is not Manny Pacquiao's first encounter with the Golden State Warriors as he was recorded to be practicing in their court late 2014 to promote his fight against Algieri. He was able to meet the likes of Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson. The latter told ESPN that he was "happy and excited" about the purchase. The Warriors are regarded as one of the NBA Western Conference's top contenders for the title race.

CLEVELAND - Four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James has publicly confirmed through ESPN that he is joining the Philippine men's national basketball team, Gilas Pilipinas, in the upcoming off-season. The two-time NBA Champion also stated that he will be touring with the team next year to promote Nike in the Southeast Asian territories.

The 31st FIBA ranked Gilas Pilipinas was able to catch the attention of the Cleveland Cavaliers forward and NBA Superstar LeBron James in their attempt to compete against world-class talent in the 2014 FIBA Basketball World Cup.


The Philippine national team was able to secure a win in the tournament, their first in 40 years. A new roster is in the works under head coach Chot Reyes who was able to convince LeBron James to go through naturalization in the Philippines. The Akron hero accepted the offer informally through Twitter, but went on to ESPN to announce his decision to join the team.


LeBron James is a two-time NBA champion, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player, two-time NBA Finals Most Valuable Player, two-time Olympic gold medalist, one-time NBA scoring champion and the 2003 NBA Rookie of the Year.

LAS VEGAS - Stand-up comedian Dane Cook is still not funny according to a survey conducted among humor critics in Las Vegas, Nevada. In the landslide poll, the voting panel recorded a 95% disapproval rating for the star of Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; Isolated Incident and his most recent show Troublemaker.

Below is a 1 hour and 18 minute long footage of Dane Cook being unfunny, rude and condescending in his latest act: Troublemaker. It starts off with a hyped crowd full of single and desperate twenty year old females and couples who are on a verge of breaking up.

YOUTUBE - Video footage of a man taking a selfie inside an outback tornado has resurfaced on YouTube after being originally uploaded on August of 2014. Watch the craziness unfold in this daredevil attempt!

COMPTON - Andre Romelle Young, more known by his stage name Dr. Dre, was shot fifteen times today during a filming of an advertisement for one his technological ventures Beats by Dre under the Beats Electronics brand. The scene was being shot in Downtown Compton.

The American record producer, rapper and entrepreneur received fatal gunshot wounds at around 9 PM tonight while the filming crew stood by in shock as the medical response team attended him. Dr. Dre was shooting a scene with twelve alleged Compton gang members when a vehicle drove by and began firing specifically at the hip-hop billionaire.

"They [meant] to do that on purpose," said one of the participants in the commercial who was wearing an all-red outfit with tattoo of guns, dollar signs and the word "BLOODS" all over his skin.

The Los Angeles Police Department has already ruled out the possibility for this to be a random drive-by shooting as the gunner was definitely targeting Dr. Dre who was in the middle of the scene. "We believe that this is still a gang-related incident as the gunman and several others in the car began shouting profanities typically shouted against Bloods gang members."

UPDATE - Dr. Dre is currently being attended by three doctors at the UCLA Medical Center where he was transferred to after spending two hours in a Compton hospital. He's currently being guarded by his entourage and a group of policemen is surrounding his hospital room.

PENNSYLVANIA - An undisclosed source has reported that twenty four year old singer Taylor Swift has returned to dating once again after a year touring, recording and releasing her new album "1989" which was released just last month despite the name.

The source close to Swift said, "yeah, [Taylor] has taken time off from relationships again since breaking up with [Harry Styles] back last year and wanted to focus on writing songs about that breakup." The source also said that majority of 1989's songs are inspired directly by the One Direction member.

Another source told us, "since the breakup, she's been writing all about him -- all the time and it's effecting her more then a lot of people think. She thought earning $60,000 via Spotify wasn't enough, so she took down all her songs."

If she is currently with anyone is at this moment in time unknown. 1989 has been so far the only album to go platinum in 2014 and with the end of the year in sight, it might be the only one of the year much to the delight of the Swifties.

UPDATE - Multiple sources have told us that Taylor Swift might also be looking to hook up with an ex. Stay tuned for more updates.